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Top Ten Reasons to Buy Alpacas |
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Top Ten Reasons to Buy Alpacas
10. Well, alpacas are really soft and cuddly.
9. Discussing your alpacas gives you an excuse to regularly say the word “withers.”
8. In the summer, you’ll get good use of that old baby pool.
7. Alpacas thoughtfully always poop in the same place.
6. Did we mention they’re really soft and cuddly?
5. If they do get mad and spit, it probably won’t be at you.
4. If you get a Suri alpaca, you’ll be very popular with the Rasta crowd.
3. What other livestock can you transport in an SUV?
2. Alpacas are really soft and cuddly—and come with major tax advantages!
1. Dr. Seuss couldn’t have done it better himself.
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